I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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