Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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