on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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