this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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