Sponge bath it is.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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