Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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