I want to make a zoo with you.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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