I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Randomize
