the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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