I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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