i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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