Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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