Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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