have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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