I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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