yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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