Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Hippo gnu deer
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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