If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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