Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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