she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
