UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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