i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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