She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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