I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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