i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just got carded by a ten year old.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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