i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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