ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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