I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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