3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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