Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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