Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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