I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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