yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
