There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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