So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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