she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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