if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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