Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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