I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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