Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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