No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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