is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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