Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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