hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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