we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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