Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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