dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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