I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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