does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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