Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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