names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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