He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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