Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Randomize