I CAN MOONWALK!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
