I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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