I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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