it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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