TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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